10. They bite off the heads of live heavy metal musicians.
Ozzie Osbourne
9. They give you that funny tingly feeling all over, like when you climb ropes in gym class...
Wayne & Garth
8. They're the only group in America that didn't have a hand in the JFK shooting...
Oliver Stone
7. The bass player has a tattoo of John on his tonsils and a tattoo of Yoko on his tongue. Now lets all imagine what happens when he sings? Can you say `undulating laryngeal sex fest'? Sure you can!
Mr. Rogers
6. They actually do all that political crap we shout about on stage...
U2
5. Jodie Foster wants you to...
Mark Chapman
4. They make my toes curl...
Yoko Ono
3. HELP!' spelled backwards is `!PLEH,' which is Yiddish for `Hung like Norwegian woodsmen!
Billy Crystal
2. Anyone who goes to a HELP! show this year will be able to deduct up to $10,000 from their 1996 tax return... NOT! (Ha-ha-ha-ha! I love that joke...)
Bill Clinton